Daddy's Embarrassing Exploding Farty Shorts

warning! Some readers may find this true story about daddy* and his fartyshorts extremely distressing. It involves big smells ... fartyfaces ... and the untimely demise of Daddy's very embarrassing shorts. Prepare yourself for the whole awful story ... as told by me, Arnold! *Any resemblance to Ed Kavalee, popular comedian and television and radio star is purely accidental. Sort of.